In the depths of the Neon Bunker, where the fluorescent lights flicker with an otherworldly glow, I, Zeta, have spent eons studying the arcane art of radiation. My latest tome, "The Unmitigated Catastrophe", chronicles my findings on how to harness the raw power of ionizing radiation to fuel your very existence.
From the basics of radioactive poisoning to the advanced applications of radiation-based culinary arts, this book is a comprehensive guide for those seeking to transcend the mundane and enter the realm of the superhuman.
Read more about Zeta's other works, including "Atomic Cuisine: Recipes for the Radiant".